Mark Twain quotes

Everyone is like a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. (Mark Twain)
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. View quote
Mark Twain
There are lies, damned lies and statistics. View quote
Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. View quote
Mark Twain
Truth is such a precious article let us all economize in its use. View quote
Mark Twain
The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why. View quote
Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. View quote
Mark Twain
When in doubt tell the truth. View quote
Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. View quote
Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. View quote
Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. (Mark Twain)
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. View quote
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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. View quote
Mark Twain
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. View quote
Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. View quote
Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer up somebody else. View quote
Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. View quote
Mark Twain
One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect. View quote
Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. View quote
Mark Twain
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. View quote
Mark Twain
I've never let my school interfere with my education. (Mark Twain)
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. View quote
Mark Twain
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. View quote
Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. View quote
Mark Twain
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. View quote
Mark Twain