Mark Twain quotes

It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain)
Everyone is like a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. View quote
Mark Twain
There are lies, damned lies and statistics. View quote
Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. View quote
Mark Twain
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. View quote
Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. View quote
Mark Twain
Truth is such a precious article let us all economize in its use. View quote
Mark Twain
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. View quote
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. View quote
Mark Twain
The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why. View quote
Mark Twain
When in doubt tell the truth. (Mark Twain)
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. View quote
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It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. View quote
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. View quote
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. View quote
Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex, overwhelming tasks into small, manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. View quote
Mark Twain
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. View quote
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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. View quote
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. View quote
Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. View quote
Mark Twain
The secret to getting ahead is getting started. (Mark Twain)
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. View quote
Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer up somebody else. View quote
Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. View quote
Mark Twain
One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect. View quote
Mark Twain