Jonathan Swift quotes - page 7

I have one word to say upon the subject of profound writers, who are grown very numerous of late; and I know very well the judicious world is resolved to list me in that number. I conceive therefore, as to the business of being profound, that it is with writers as with wells - a person with good eyes may see to the bottom of the deepest, provided any water be there: and often when there is nothing in the world at the bottom besides dryness and dirt, though it be but a yard and a-half under-ground, it shall pass, however, for wondrous deep upon no wiser reason than because it is wondrous dark. (Jonathan Swift)
He made it a part of his religion never to say grace to his meat. View quote
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and orators, because he that would obtrude his thoughts and reasons upon a multitude, will convince others the more, as he appears convinced himself. View quote
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What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not we are told expressly: that they neither marry, nor are given in marriage. View quote
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How we apples swim! View quote
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For, in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery: but in fact, eleven men well armed will certainly subdue one single man in his shirt. View quote
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Then gave him some familiar Thumps, A College Joke to cure the Dumps. View quote
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As learned commentators view In Homer more than Homer knew. View quote
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For conversation well endued; She calls it witty to be rude; And, placing raillery in railing, Will tell aloud your greatest failing. View quote
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I thought you and he were hand-in-glove. View quote
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There was all the world and his wife. (Jonathan Swift)
I know nothing of music; I would not give a farthing for all the music in the universe. View quote
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There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake. View quote
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Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by their appetites to their destruction. View quote
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Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched underneath. View quote
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced. View quote
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Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age. View quote
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Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent. View quote
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It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom. View quote
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind. View quote
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind. (Jonathan Swift)
A lie does not consist in the indirect position of words, but in the desire and intention, by false speaking, to deceive and injure your neighbour. View quote
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions. View quote
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No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience. View quote
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Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably good understanding. View quote
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