Chris Rock quotes - page 5

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. (Chris Rock)
Hollywood's just not funny. View quote
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I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to (Los Angeles), stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared. View quote
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Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids. View quote
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Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people. View quote
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I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you! View quote
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. View quote
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. View quote
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If you said more words to him than "mommy'll be back", he might know something! View quote
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Who gives a fuck what they was watching? Whatever happened to crazy? View quote
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Nobody will play with us, we have no friends, we're the Trenchcoat Mafia. (Chris Rock)
I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic. View quote
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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material. View quote
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. View quote
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials. View quote
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Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. View quote
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse. View quote
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Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. View quote
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Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor. View quote
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Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men. View quote
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No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.' (Chris Rock)
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. View quote
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Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a trickless magician?? Where the fuck's the trick? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? "I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat". "I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat"!! That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects! View quote
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Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council. View quote
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I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me' View quote
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