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Pretty girls have problems too. (Chris Rock)
There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam. View quote
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The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other. View quote
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. View quote
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I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either. View quote
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America is the greatest country in the whole world. View quote
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Men lie the most. Men lie all the time. View quote
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Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. View quote
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Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was to be a teenager, ... Boy, was I wrong. View quote
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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. View quote
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I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. (Chris Rock)
You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing. View quote
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Anything you can suck at should make you nervous. View quote
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I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge. View quote
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I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table. View quote
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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca! View quote
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I live way below my means. View quote
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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. View quote
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When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show. View quote
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My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted. View quote
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. (Chris Rock)
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers. View quote
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Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. View quote
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Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. View quote
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After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. View quote
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