Will Rogers quotes - page 2

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. (Will Rogers)
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. View quote
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The United States never lost a war or won a conference. View quote
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. View quote
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. View quote
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There are three kinds of men: The ones that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. View quote
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I never met a man I didn't like. View quote
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The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. View quote
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Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. View quote
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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff. View quote
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. (Will Rogers)
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. View quote
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There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don't even have to exaggerate. View quote
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We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. View quote
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Personally, I have always felt the best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know. View quote
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. View quote
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You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. View quote
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The American people are very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity. View quote
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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. View quote
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I guess the only way to stop divorce Is to stop marriage. View quote
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. (Will Rogers)
A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious. View quote
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You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one. View quote
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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. View quote
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. View quote
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