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There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. (Will Rogers)
Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times. View quote
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We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good. View quote
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I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy. View quote
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The English should give Ireland home rule -- and reserve the motion picture rights. View quote
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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry. View quote
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Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are. View quote
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I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips. View quote
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Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. . . . Machinery is doing just fine. If it can't kill you, it will put you out of work. View quote
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I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer. View quote
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election. (Will Rogers)
The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds. View quote
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People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. View quote
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When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential. View quote
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The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. View quote
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It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human. View quote
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Will Rogers used to say he wouldnt run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian. View quote
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I have Indian blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty. View quote
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American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. View quote
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Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge. View quote
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They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now if they take your car and if they are caught it's a miracle. (Will Rogers)
A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him. View quote
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr. View quote
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There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him for so long and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long. View quote
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There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it. View quote
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