Will Rogers quotes

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. (Will Rogers)
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
Will Rogers
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Will Rogers
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers
Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
Will Rogers
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers
You can't say civilization isn't advancing in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do - well, that's Memoirs. (Will Rogers)
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Will Rogers
All I know is just what I read in the papers.
Will Rogers
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Will Rogers
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Will Rogers
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Will Rogers
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Will Rogers
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails.
Will Rogers
We're all ignorant, just about different stuff. (Will Rogers)
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers