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Joan Rivers quotes - page 3

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent. (Joan Rivers)
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be. View quote
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I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are. View quote
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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. View quote
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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened. View quote
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Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. View quote
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. View quote
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' View quote
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What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care. View quote
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. View quote
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Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. (Joan Rivers)
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. View quote
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I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. View quote
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top. View quote
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I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house. View quote
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. View quote
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I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you. View quote
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I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider. View quote
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough. View quote
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Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. View quote
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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian. (Joan Rivers)
Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers. View quote
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I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning. View quote
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My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day. View quote
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I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar. View quote
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