Dorothy Parker quotes - page 5

Her big heart did not, as is so sadly often the case, inhabit a big bosom. (Dorothy Parker)
London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.
Dorothy Parker
And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word.
Dorothy Parker
I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.
Dorothy Parker
Authors and actors and artists and such - Never know nothing, and never know much.
Dorothy Parker
There was nothing separate about her days. Like drops on the window-pane, they ran together and trickled away.
Dorothy Parker
Trapped like a trap in a trap.
Dorothy Parker
I wish, I wish I were a poisonous bacterium.
Dorothy Parker
Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.
Dorothy Parker
There was a reason for the cost of those perfectly plain black dresses.
Dorothy Parker
I'm of the glamorous ladies At whose beckoning history shook. But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home with a book. (Dorothy Parker)
I know that an author must be brave enough to chop away clinging tentacles of good taste for the sake of a great work. But this is no great work, you see.
Dorothy Parker
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
Dorothy Parker
I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
Dorothy Parker
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
Dorothy Parker
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
Dorothy Parker
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
Dorothy Parker
Two things made The Dice of the Gods, another play about drugs, seem much better than it had any real right to seem. One was that Morphia had come first, and once you had seen Morphia, nothing seemd so very terrible to you. p. 375.
Dorothy Parker
Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, After four I'm under my host.
Dorothy Parker
What fresh hell is this? (Dorothy Parker)
The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.
Dorothy Parker
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Dorothy Parker
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
Dorothy Parker
If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)
Dorothy Parker