Dorothy Parker quotes - page 2

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. (Dorothy Parker)
This play John Drinkwater's Abraham Lincoln holds the season's record, thus far, with a run of four evening performances and one matinee. By an odd coincidence, it ran just five performances too many. View quote
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The House Beautiful is the play lousy. View quote
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses. View quote
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. View quote
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy. View quote
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There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. View quote
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And it is that word 'hummy,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up. View quote
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The ones I like ... are "cheque" and "enclosed." View quote
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It takes me six months to do a story. I think it out and then write it sentence by sentence-no first draft. I can't write five words but that I change seven. View quote
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Age Before Beauty." "Pearls Before Swine. (Dorothy Parker)
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common. View quote
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Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life. View quote
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Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. View quote
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Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair. View quote
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But I don't give up; I forget why not. View quote
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Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme. View quote
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Woman wants monogamy; Man delights in novelty. Love is woman's moon and sun; Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord; Count to ten, and man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, What earthly good can come of it? View quote
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Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown? View quote
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I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again. View quote
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If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram, I never seek to take the credit; We all assume that Oscar said it. (Dorothy Parker)
Be you wise and never sad, You will get your lovely lad. Never serious be, nor true, And your wish will come to you-- And if that makes you happy, kid, You'll be the first it ever did. View quote
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Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose. View quote
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If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you. View quote
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She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw - I don't say she will, but she can. View quote
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