Dorothy Parker quotes

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. (Dorothy Parker)
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. View quote
Dorothy Parker
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them. View quote
Dorothy Parker
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends. View quote
Dorothy Parker
Scratch an actor and you'll find an actress. View quote
Dorothy Parker
One more drink and I'd have been under the host. View quote
Dorothy Parker
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. View quote
Dorothy Parker
I might repeat to myself . . . a list of quotations from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things. View quote
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You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. View quote
Dorothy Parker
I hate writing, I love having written. View quote
Dorothy Parker
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. (Dorothy Parker)
The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed. View quote
Dorothy Parker
Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.) View quote
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If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead. View quote
Dorothy Parker
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, a medley of extemporanea, And love is a thing that can never go wrong, and I am Marie of Romania. View quote
Dorothy Parker
All those writers who write about their own childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me. View quote
Dorothy Parker
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. View quote
Dorothy Parker
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. View quote
Dorothy Parker
[On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B. View quote
Dorothy Parker
It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes. View quote
Dorothy Parker
They sicken of the calm who know the storm. (Dorothy Parker)
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. View quote
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And I'll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds. View quote
Dorothy Parker
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika. View quote
Dorothy Parker
Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. View quote
Dorothy Parker