Robert Morley quotes

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public. (Robert Morley)
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. View quote
Robert Morley
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends. View quote
Robert Morley
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat. View quote
Robert Morley
Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch. View quote
Robert Morley