Spike Milligan quotes - page 2

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. (Spike Milligan)
I'm a hero with coward's legs. I'm a hero from the waist up. View quote
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(On his gravestone): "I told you I was ill". View quote
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I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. View quote
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I told you I was sick. View quote
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex. View quote
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. View quote
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Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently. View quote
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things. View quote
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder There is no escape from you The only way out is in. View quote
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To Harry Secombe I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral. (Spike Milligan)