Wilson Mizner quotes - page 3

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant. (Wilson Mizner)
I have known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, but never had a thought. View quote
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Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. View quote
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The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep. View quote
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Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you. View quote
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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. View quote
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The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart. View quote
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Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time. View quote
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The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep. View quote
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The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork. View quote
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There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger. (Wilson Mizner)