Bette Midler quotes

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? (Bette Midler)
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. View quote
Bette Midler
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. View quote
Bette Midler
The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you. View quote
Bette Midler
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. View quote
Bette Midler
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be. View quote
Bette Midler
Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade. View quote
Bette Midler
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. View quote
Bette Midler
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable. View quote
Bette Midler
I never know how much of what I say is true. View quote
Bette Midler
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. (Bette Midler)
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. View quote
Bette Midler
Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes. View quote
Bette Midler
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. View quote
Bette Midler
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes. View quote
Bette Midler
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week. View quote
Bette Midler
I'm working my way toward divinity. View quote
Bette Midler
If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel. View quote
Bette Midler
I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. View quote
Bette Midler
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer. View quote
Bette Midler
I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something. (Bette Midler)
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity. View quote
Bette Midler
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world. View quote
Bette Midler
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best. View quote
Bette Midler
Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises. View quote
Bette Midler