Steve Martin quotes - page 3

Lacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized. (Steve Martin)
She was feeling her bohemian oats. View quote
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How many people have never raised their hand before? View quote
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Mirabelle is attractive; it's just that she is never the first or second girl chosen. View quote
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Anyway, seeking work is a tad difficult given the poor design of the streets with their prohibitive curbs and driveways that don't quite line up. View quote
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Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey. View quote
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His view of the world is one that keeps his blood pressure low, sweeping the cholesterol from his relaxed, freeway-sized arteries. Everyone knows he is going to live till age ninety, although the question that goes begging is, "for what? View quote
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So, I can hurt now, or hurt later. View quote
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I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge? View quote
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Unlike Ray Porter, his love is fearless and without reservation. View quote
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. (Steve Martin)
Love is a promise delivered already broken. View quote
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An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. View quote
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The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready. View quote
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It's pain that changes our lives. View quote
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I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness. View quote
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...it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart. View quote
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People come up to me and say "Steve, what is film editing?" And I say "How should I know? You're the director. View quote
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It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo. View quote
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When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well. View quote
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Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours. (Steve Martin)
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. View quote
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Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. View quote
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The thing about the banjo is, when you first hear it, it strikes many people as 'What's that?' There's something very compelling about it to certain people; that's the way I was; that's the way a lot of banjo players and people who love the banjo are. View quote
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Always... no wait... never..... View quote
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