Steve Martin quotes

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. (Steve Martin)
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. View quote
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I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. View quote
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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. View quote
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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. View quote
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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. View quote
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. View quote
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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. View quote
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them. View quote
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A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. View quote
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A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true. (Steve Martin)
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! View quote
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. View quote
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Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. View quote
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. View quote
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First the doctor told me the good news I was going to have a disease named after me. View quote
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. View quote
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Were they beautiful? We were all beautiful. We were in our twenties. View quote
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. View quote
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... you're nuts but you're welcome here. View quote
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We've had some fun tonight... considering we're all gonnasomeday. (Steve Martin)
How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her? View quote
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I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone. View quote
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I just believe that the interesting time in a career is pre-success, what shaped things, how did you get to this point? View quote
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I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. View quote
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