Drew Carey quotes - page 4

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better. (Drew Carey)

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

Drew Carey

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

Drew Carey

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

Drew Carey

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

Drew Carey

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

Drew Carey

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

Drew Carey

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job.

Drew Carey

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

Drew Carey

Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

Drew Carey

'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. (Drew Carey)

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

Drew Carey

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

Drew Carey

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Drew Carey

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.

Drew Carey

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

Drew Carey

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

Drew Carey

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

Drew Carey

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

Drew Carey

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

Drew Carey

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. (Drew Carey)

"The less [government] the better. As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed... That's all the government should be: Army, Air Force, Navy, Marines...I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?

Drew Carey

When asked if he enjoys being famous Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.

Drew Carey

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