Drew Carey quotes

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. (Drew Carey)
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. View quote
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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. View quote
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I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there. View quote
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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. View quote
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Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. View quote
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The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time. View quote
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. View quote
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. View quote
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. View quote
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. (Drew Carey)
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. View quote
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It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day. View quote
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. View quote
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Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face. View quote
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again. View quote
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show. View quote
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not. View quote
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People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. View quote
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. View quote
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures. (Drew Carey)
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot. View quote
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Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. View quote
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself. View quote
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. View quote
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