Frank Zappa quotes

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read. (Frank Zappa)
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Frank Zappa
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
Frank Zappa
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Frank Zappa
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
Frank Zappa
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
Frank Zappa
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Frank Zappa
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians. (Frank Zappa)
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
Frank Zappa
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
Frank Zappa
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
Frank Zappa
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.
Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Frank Zappa
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
Frank Zappa
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
Frank Zappa
Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things. (Frank Zappa)
I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.
Frank Zappa
I think it's really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It's such an absurdity to take anything really seriously ... I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what's the story here? Being alive is so weird.
Frank Zappa
Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance; it's what makes America great!
Frank Zappa
Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the Inquisition.
Frank Zappa