Jimmy Durante quotes

Be nice to people goin' up, because you're going to meet them all comin' down. (Jimmy Durante)
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did. View quote
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Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone! View quote
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That's the conditions that prevail! View quote
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Everybody wants to get into the act! View quote
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Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down. View quote
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Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee, A dinka doo. Oh, what a tune for crooning. Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee A dinka doo. It's got the whole world spooning. View quote
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. View quote
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Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once. View quote
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I hate music, especially when it's played. View quote
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Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. (Jimmy Durante)
Surrounded by assassins! View quote
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I don't know where it's going, but I'm sticking with it! View quote
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I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut-terin', or about them bein' off their nut. View quote
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I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. View quote
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Mentioned as one of Durante's aquaintences, usually introduced in a boisterous manner, as quoted in Current Biography : Who's News and Why (1946) by Anna Rothe, p. 168. View quote
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I'm mortified! View quote
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