Sacha Guitry quotes

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. (Sacha Guitry)
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. View quote
Sacha Guitry
The little I know, I owe to my ignorance. View quote
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Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there. View quote
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The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow. View quote
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Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness. View quote
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I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us. View quote
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The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place. View quote
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When a man marries his mistress, he creates a job vacancy. View quote
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Honest women are inconsolable for the mistakes they haven't made. View quote
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. (Sacha Guitry)
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile. View quote
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Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction. View quote
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Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer. View quote
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A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. View quote
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I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere. View quote
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Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume. View quote
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What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks. View quote
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I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know. View quote
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There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands. View quote
Sacha Guitry
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke. (Sacha Guitry)