George Burns quotes - page 3

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer. (George Burns)
Life's but a day at most. View quote
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Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do. View quote
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With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink. View quote
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Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner. View quote
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I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women. View quote
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People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I I've got it two ways I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price. View quote
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