Lenny Bruce quotes - page 2

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. (Lenny Bruce)
You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth. View quote
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I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day. View quote
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The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals. View quote
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There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor. View quote
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I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God. View quote
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Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich. View quote
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It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness. View quote
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There are no dirty words, only dirty minds. View quote
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Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian. View quote
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Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days. (Lenny Bruce)
Never trust a preacher with more than two suits. View quote
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What is truth today may be a damn lie next week. View quote
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You got a million drug laws now because the bosses figured there was more money in putting people in jail than taxing something anyone can grow on a window sill. View quote
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Clean to you, schmuck, but dirty to the Latins! View quote
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A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. View quote
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If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer. View quote
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All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. View quote
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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter. View quote
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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it. View quote
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write songs like, "What I'm going to do if I grow up". (Lenny Bruce)
Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to each other, talk, laugh, and keep the lights on as long as they want to? View quote
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Children ought to watch pornographic movies: it's healthier than learning about sex from Hollywood. View quote
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All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. View quote
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Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. View quote
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