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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Lenny Bruce
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
Lenny Bruce
In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls.
Lenny Bruce
I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.
Lenny Bruce
The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.
Lenny Bruce
Liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
Lenny Bruce
When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
Lenny Bruce
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
Lenny Bruce
If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish.
Lenny Bruce
I want to perform an unnatural act.
Lenny Bruce
There are never enough I Love You's.
Lenny Bruce
Life is a four-letter word.
Lenny Bruce
Communism is like one big phone company.
Lenny Bruce
If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career.
Lenny Bruce
If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.
Lenny Bruce
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Lenny Bruce
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.
Lenny Bruce
Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you.
Lenny Bruce
A Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as a descendant from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary, but you and I know what a Jew is: One Who Killed Our Lord... there should be a statute of limitations for that crime. in Lenny Bruce Without Tears 1972.
Lenny Bruce
I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false values.
Lenny Bruce
I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.
Lenny Bruce
If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.
Lenny Bruce
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