Yogi Berra quotes - page 2

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice; in practice there is. (Yogi Berra)
I never said most of the things I said.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
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It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
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It's like deja-vu, all over again.
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I really didn't say everything I said. [... ] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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He's learning me all of his experience.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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I looked like this when I was young, and I still do.
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Little things are big. (Yogi Berra)
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.
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You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
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We're lost, but we're making good time.
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Sometimes I think there must be two Yogi Berras. There is the one who grew up on the Hill in St, Louis, who's been playing ball for the Yankees for fourteen years, has a beautiful wife named Carmen and three boys, Larry, Timmy, and Dale, and lives in a nice house in Montclair, N. J. That's me. Then there's the one you read about in the papers who is a kind of a comic-strip character, like Li'l Abner or Joe Palooka. [...] I don't know that Yogi at all, because he doesn't exist.
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But it don't bother me. I never yet saw anybody hit the baseball with their face. Besides, I like to get kidded; that means they like me. When they stop kidding me, I'm in trouble.
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From the kids on the neighborhood Stag Athletic Club baseball team on the Hill. We went to a movie one afternoon, and there was one of those yogi characters in the picture. Coming out of the joint, one of the kids looked at me, started laughing, and said: "Hey, Berra walks just like that yogi in the movie."
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I gotta shake hands with himǃ That's one guy I know I'm better lookin' than.
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I dunno. This game is getting funnier and funnier. We do everything but punch 'em in the nose and here we are all tied up in the Series. We flatten 'em by scores of 16-3, 10-0 and 12-0 and we still need one more to win. How do you figure that? Don't write this, but even if they beat us tomorrow, we're the better club. (Yogi Berra)
Pitching always beats batting - and vice-versa.
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For a while, he was far better than the team around him, and he could give me fits..
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You guys are trying to stop Musial in 15 minutes while the National League ain't stopped him in 15 years.
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Rock Hudson, I suppose.
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