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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Fred Allen
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
Fred Allen
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
Fred Allen
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
Fred Allen
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
Fred Allen
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
Fred Allen
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
Fred Allen
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Fred Allen
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
Fred Allen
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Fred Allen
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
Fred Allen
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Fred Allen
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Fred Allen
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
Fred Allen
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Fred Allen
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
Fred Allen
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
Fred Allen
A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.
Fred Allen
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