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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Bennett Cerf
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
Bennett Cerf
For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
Bennett Cerf
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Bennett Cerf
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
Bennett Cerf
The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
Bennett Cerf
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.
Bennett Cerf