Helen Rowland quotes - page 4

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. (Helen Rowland)
The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns. View quote
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When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad. View quote
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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh. View quote
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Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. View quote
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There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way. View quote
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Some widowers are bereaved others relieved. View quote
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A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. View quote
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For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy. View quote
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Marriage A souvenir of love. View quote
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A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practised coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval. (Helen Rowland)
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain. View quote
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Love woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. View quote
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Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry. View quote
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Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion. View quote
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