Helen Rowland quotes - page 3

A fool and her money are soon courted. (Helen Rowland)
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Helen Rowland
Variety is the spice of love.
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Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
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The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
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Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
Helen Rowland
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
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When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. (Helen Rowland)
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
Helen Rowland
To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.
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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
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There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.
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There are two kinds of men -- dead and deadly.
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Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
Helen Rowland
A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little "personal characteristics."
Helen Rowland
A good woman inspires a man a brilliant woman interests him a beautiful woman fascinates him and a sympathetic woman gets him.
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A good woman is known by what she does a good man by what he doesn't.
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When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. (Helen Rowland)
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse.
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A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
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No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree she just naturally becomes a 'Master of Arts' and a 'Doctor of Philosophy' after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
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It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
Helen Rowland