Helen Rowland quotes

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. (Helen Rowland)
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. View quote
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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. View quote
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Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? View quote
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When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. View quote
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. View quote
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A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. View quote
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Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. View quote
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To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning to a man it's the beginning of the end. View quote
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. View quote
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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. (Helen Rowland)
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. View quote
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What a man calls his "conscience" is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. View quote
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France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America." View quote
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Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. View quote
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Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. View quote
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After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. View quote
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Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance. View quote
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The feminine vanity case is the grave of masculine illusions. View quote
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It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. View quote
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A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience of Job, and the finesse of Solomon to untwine it. (Helen Rowland)
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. View quote
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Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. View quote
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Oh yes, there is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast. View quote
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You will never win if you never begin. View quote
Helen Rowland