Kozma Prutkov quotes

If you want to be happy, be! (Kozma Prutkov)
Where is the beginning of the end that comes at the end of the beginning? View quote
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If you want to be beautiful, enroll the Hussars. View quote
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Even an oyster has enemies! View quote
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There are three things that once begun are difficult to finish: a) eating delicious food; b) talking to a friend who had just returned from a military campaign; and c) scratching where it itches. View quote
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Every tailor has his own views on art! View quote
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Not any tickling is pleasant. View quote
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And once again: nobody will embrace the unembraceable! View quote
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Is there anybody in the world who could embrace the unembraceable? View quote
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