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You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
Johnny Knoxville
Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.
Johnny Knoxville
I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.
Johnny Knoxville
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.
Johnny Knoxville
My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.
Johnny Knoxville
Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.
Johnny Knoxville
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.
Johnny Knoxville
You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?
Johnny Knoxville
Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.
Johnny Knoxville
I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.
Johnny Knoxville
If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.
Johnny Knoxville
People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.
Johnny Knoxville
I don't care what other people think.
Johnny Knoxville
Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.
Johnny Knoxville
I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.
Johnny Knoxville
I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.
Johnny Knoxville
It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
Johnny Knoxville
It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.
Johnny Knoxville
I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.
Johnny Knoxville
People go to car races to watch the crashes.
Johnny Knoxville
I'm just basking in the glory.
Johnny Knoxville
I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.
Johnny Knoxville
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