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No issue is more compelling than the air we breathe, be it hot or cold, be it hawk or human. (Jack Nicholson)
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. View quote
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I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans, who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous. View quote
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I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age. View quote
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Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier some place else. View quote
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One of my school friends' parents owned a minigolf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score. View quote
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Tell me something, my friend. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. View quote
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A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with - they don't take it all in. View quote
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I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too. View quote
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Played tennis for years. But you can't improve at tennis after you're 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you're a doubles player. View quote
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The fuel for the sports fan is the ability to have private theories. (Jack Nicholson)
Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it You. View quote
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There's a period just before you start a movie when you start thinking, I don't know what in the world I'm going to do. It's free-floating anxiety. In my case, though, this is over by lunch the first day of shooting. View quote
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I'm not a power person. I like everyone to be on an equal footing. View quote
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Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said if you gotta go, go with a smile. View quote
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Take caution in your tone, commander. I'm a fair man, but this heat is making me absolutely crazy. View quote
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This town needs an enema. View quote
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