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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Patrick Murray
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
Patrick Murray
Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.
Patrick Murray
Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.
Patrick Murray
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Patrick Murray
