Jenny McCarthy quotes

What do women do when they get together? We sit around and talk! Men, not so much. My theory is that this difference is genetic and dates back to the hunter-gatherer societies, when the men had to be quiet as they hunted, lest they scare away the bison and then everyone starved to death and it was all their fault. (Jenny McCarthy)
As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes a mere appetizer couples hasten through on the way to the main course. View quote
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If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chips, I'd say you were crazy. View quote
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I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. View quote
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Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm never going to say I wouldn't do it again but I have to make sure it's love and not settling for the 'I have to do this by a certain age,' which is kind of what I did. View quote
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If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism. View quote
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You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare. View quote
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It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned with cigarettes. My hair was lit on fire. View quote
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What are friends for? They are the ultimate reflection of yourself. Always surround yourself with people who inspire you and return the favor by giving them the best of you. View quote
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The idea that vaccines are a primary cause of autism is not as crackpot as some might wish. Autism's 60-fold rise in 30 years matches a tripling of the U.S. vaccine schedule. View quote
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Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out. (Jenny McCarthy)
One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce. View quote
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Scientific studies about relationships fascinate me, and I devour them hungrily, especially when they give big, fancy-sounding names to everyday experiences. View quote
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Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old! View quote
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Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent. View quote
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I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night - I don't mix protein and carbs. View quote
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Having a child makes you realize the importance of life - narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I'd be fine. View quote
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We can either continue to collectively stand on the sidelines and debate what is causing autism and if it is an epidemic or we can get on the field and start addressing the real problem - a generation of children with autism. We are not focusing enough on prevention, treatments and support services. View quote
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Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not. View quote
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I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!' View quote
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. (Jenny McCarthy)
I know children regress after vaccination because it happened to my own son. Why aren't there any tests out there on the safety of how vaccines are administered in the real world, six at a time? Why have only two of the 36 shots our kids receive been looked at for their relationship to autism? View quote
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Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age. View quote
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When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning. View quote
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People don't see this side of me. They don't know I read, like, 800 million spiritual books. Lately I am just really getting into a lot of spirituality. View quote
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