David Letterman quotes - page 3

I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life. (David Letterman)
The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag. View quote
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Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. View quote
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I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American. View quote
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And now the really difficult part We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States. View quote
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Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants. View quote
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Fine art and pizza delivery what we do falls neatly in between. View quote
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A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous. View quote
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Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well. View quote
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There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage. View quote
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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. (David Letterman)
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney. View quote
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The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong. View quote
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Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it? View quote
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As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body. View quote
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Number one Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. Advice to his guests. View quote
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In My Pants! View quote
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