Ann Landers quotes - page 2

If you want to catch a trout, don't fish in a herring barrel. (Ann Landers)
Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much. View quote
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Many people think that holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. But there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go - and then to do it. View quote
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Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line. View quote
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In the end, it's not what you do for your children but what you've taught them to do for themselves. View quote
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The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement. View quote
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Problems are inevitable. Misery is a choice. View quote
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My personal recipe for success is- Do what you love and don't look at the clock. View quote
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Don't give up. Keep going. there is always a chance that you stumble onto something terrific. I have never heard of anyone stumbling over anything while he was sitting down. View quote
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. View quote
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Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business. (Ann Landers)
Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes. View quote
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Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have. View quote
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Strong role models and unconditional love can heal even the most emotionally impoverished person, and that goes for adults as well as youngsters. View quote
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I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous. View quote
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Some men have no idea how to romance a woman. However, women who teach their husbands what they like will be well-rewarded. View quote
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Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams. View quote
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You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat. View quote
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People have one year after the wedding to send a gift. Thank-you notes must be written immediately. If you don't receive an acknowledgment within three months, phone and ask if it was received. If the bride and groom are embarrassed, fine. They deserve to be. View quote
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I made up my mind when I was 15 years old that I would never smoke or drink. I have kept that pledge to myself, and it was one of the smartest decisions I ever made. View quote
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Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. (Ann Landers)
I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck. View quote
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Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all; this, too, shall pass. View quote
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If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. View quote
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even. View quote
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