Matt LeBlanc quotes

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society. (Matt LeBlanc)
I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men. View quote
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The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be. View quote
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I keep waiting for the roof to cave in. I was raised to follow the Golden Rule, you know, treat people the way you wish to be treated. That's kind of the way I live my life. Maybe someone up there likes me for that. View quote
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I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. View quote
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Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. View quote
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In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly. View quote
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The way I look at it, everything is a trade. You acquire some money, so then you've got no financial burdens, but everyone wants your money and so who can you trust? Or you've got no money and you can trust anyone, but then you've got the worry to pay bills. Which is worse? View quote
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Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of the earth is multiform. View quote
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I remember when my daughter, Marina, was born. The second I laid eyes on her, I was in love, and I had never felt that way before. I couldn't believe it. View quote
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Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it. (Matt LeBlanc)
I could build and roof a house, though electricity is not my thing. View quote
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You always question people's intentions. That may be a combination of having money, having fame, and being a little older. View quote
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When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world; it was drama that really turned me on and still does. View quote
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Having kids has been great for me. I have two beautiful step- kids, as well as my own new daughter. They've really helped me to keep my feet firmly on the ground, and life is good. I feel like I'm the luckiest guy here. View quote
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I started going gray in my early twenties. View quote
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I really like the half-hour comedy. I really do. I know people that are in movies all the time and they, you know, they don't see their families as much. And that takes its toll over time. View quote
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It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. View quote
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'Friends' was a true ensemble. There really was no star of the show. View quote
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I grew up in Boston, so it's a nice change to be cold after living in California. View quote
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But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television. (Matt LeBlanc)
I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin. View quote
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As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character. View quote
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You can't be funny if you don't have good material. View quote
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The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby. View quote
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