Coluche quotes

Where the Gestapo had the means to make you talk, today's politicians have the means to keep us quiet. (Coluche)
Psychiatrists are very effective. Before, I used to pee in my bed and was very ashamed of it. After seeing a psychiatrist I got better. Now, I pee in my bed but I am proud of it. View quote
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Communism is one of the few grave diseases we didn't try on animals first. View quote
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Do you know what a Polish sandwich is? It's one coupon for ham between two coupons for bread. View quote
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Capitalism is man exploiting man. Socialism is just the opposite. View quote
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