Vladimir Zhirinovsky quotes - page 2

Here in Russia,, in many cities, people are irritated by Caucasian intrusion. Caucasians come from foreign countries; they are ubiquitous: in markets, shops, hotels, restaurants. They misbehave, and in this sense we have feelings similar to those that the Germans have toward the Turks and the French toward Algerians. (Vladimir Zhirinovsky)
There is no ideal system just as there are no ideal persons, ideal families or ideal cities, we have to get away from ideals.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
Democrats in Russia have three paths open to them: the grave, emigration or prison.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
All of humanity knows me. My name is in encyclopedias, in registers and databases. Books have been written; films recorded. I'm happy, I'm satisfied.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
I grew up in a world where there was no warmth - not from my parents, not from my friends or teachers. I felt somehow superfluous, forever in the way, an object of criticism.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
All men lie to you. When they tell you that they love you, it's a lie... All men hate you, ladies, they hate you. Because you prevent men from thriving... This is why all the crimes committed in the world are women's fault.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
Unlike the left, we do not trot out any far-fetched or unachievable promises. Our program is straightforward and clear – there should not be any homeless, unemployed or hungry. This is the minimal goal, while the maximum goal is to make a major leap forward.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
The true reason of Ms. Rice's attack against Russia is very simple. Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky
There is no such thing as Russian fascism. You won't find a single Russian who considers Russians to be a superior race and who advocate expulsion of aliens.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky