Frank Dane quotes

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. (Frank Dane)
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Frank Dane
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Frank Dane
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Frank Dane
Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
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A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Frank Dane
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
Frank Dane
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
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Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Frank Dane
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Frank Dane
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow. (Frank Dane)
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Frank Dane
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
Frank Dane
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
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The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements."
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A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
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Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
Frank Dane
The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa, the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York.
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Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. On Washington D. C.
Frank Dane