Carol Burnett quotes - page 2

I think we're here for each other. (Carol Burnett)
I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany. View quote
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I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances. View quote
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I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned. View quote
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I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. View quote
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People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from Windex. Yes, I do windows. View quote
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love. View quote
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I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that. View quote
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I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there. View quote
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I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. View quote
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As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing. (Carol Burnett)
I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy. View quote
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I have a great memory. View quote
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In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door. View quote
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I've always been able to recount things, and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that. View quote
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It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. View quote
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie. The networks just wouldn't spend the money today. View quote
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What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters. View quote
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