Robert Byrne quotes

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. (Robert Byrne)
To err is human, to purr is feline. View quote
Robert Byrne
Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours. View quote
Robert Byrne
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. View quote
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Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. View quote
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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. View quote
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Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left. View quote
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Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. View quote
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Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. View quote
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Getting caught is the mother of invention. View quote
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. (Robert Byrne)
Partying is such sweet sorrow. View quote
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. View quote
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Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. View quote
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One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. View quote
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