Craig Brown quotes

It is hard being a football loather, a football unfan. I sometimes feel as lonely as the sole survivor in the last reel of a Zombie film, as, one by one, old friends reveal themselves, with their glassy stares and outstretched arms, to have succumbed to the lure. (Craig Brown)
Looking back, some of the happiest moments of my childhood were spent with my arm in packets of breakfast cereal, rootling around for a free gift. View quote
Craig Brown
My life is a monument to procrastination, to the art of putting things off until later, or much later, or possibly never. View quote
Craig Brown
You might think that religion was the one area in which professional jealousy would take a back seat. But no: ecclesiastical memoirs are as viperish as any, though their envy tends to cloak itself in piety. View quote
Craig Brown
A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice. View quote
Craig Brown