A. Whitney Brown quotes

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. (A. Whitney Brown)
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. View quote
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I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. View quote
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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. View quote
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There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a billion people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you. View quote
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I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me. View quote
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The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down. View quote
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. View quote
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